pictures or whatever.

Brand new since '02.

Friday, May 30

 
I'm a loaf of overcooked bread... sweeet.


What San-X Character Are You?

Current Music : It Dies Today - Sentiments of you

 
I'm anime, no shit?


What Anime Type Are You?

Current Music : Jim's Big Ego - Stress [MM]

 
Awww... someone give that nice vampire some roses.


What Anime Vampire Are You?

Current Music : Cowboy Bebop - Farewell Blues

 
See that? the anime quiz told me that I'm NOT a cynical and bitter person!, errr... actually it told me that I am..


What Forest Creature Are You?

Current Music : Dead to Fall - Last Goodbye

 
And now for a battery of quizes


What Anime Stereotype Are You?

Current Music : John Coltrane - Russian Lullaby

 
Call me saint samuel, the patron saint of tech support.

Intellectual
You're An Intellectual!
You can always be found reading or on the computer.
People always come to you when they need
information. You don't really care about love
at this point, your only goal is to improve
your mind. After all, knowledge is power!


What Type Of Anime Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Current Music : Cowboy Bebop - Too good, too bad [Live]

 
I guess if I look towards what a "perfect" future looks like, then I'm not so worried with the present, because I'm not trying to scheme every moment of the day into a plan for next weeks happiness.

What this means to me is; if I'm not letting myself get caught up in the tiny little details, then I'll be less anxious about life.

Current Music : Poison the well - Horns and tails

 
Wads of money I say! Bust out the rake!

Lets be as shallow as we can, so that we dont die on the job-site, neh?

Rochelle: Dont try to mature too fast ok?.....growng up is really gross
Rochelle: Lots of bills and stupid stuff ike tht
Rochelle: One minute your care free the next minute...getting in trouble fillin out tax papers, blah blah blah, making money paying bills, just gross
Sean: lol
Sean: Thats why I'm a nerd.
Sean: I'll have so much money by the time that I'm your age I'll be able to pay people to pay my bills :-D
Rochelle: whys that?
Sean: Nerd = computers
Sean: Computers = Need work
Sean: Work = Old people who dont know what they're doing
Sean: Old people who dont know what they're doing = get fired
Sean: Fired old people = new jobs for young people
Sean: new young people = smart
Sean: smart = money
Sean: money = happy
Sean: happy = long life
Sean: long life = more money
Sean: HAHAHA.

Yessim.

Current Music : The Seatbelts - Farewell blues [Alternate Take]

Thursday, May 29

 
Wow...

I just uninstalled every single video-game on my computer... and unplugged every single videogame console in my room...

Its time, for my biggest challenge yet; going one month(30 days) without touching a single videogame, this will be tough.

Now, for the definition of "videogame", I mean, all Console, Handheld, PC, Arcade, ROM, Emulator, Online, Offline, Nintendo to PS2, Atari to Gamecube.. All consoles, All systems.. PC or not.. All genres, All ratings, A freind's house or mine, At a party when "everyone else is doing it", I wont even game socially, I wont even play shockwave videogames in my internet browser.

I'll see how much EXTRA time I have in my life, seeing as I spend several hours a day on games... I think I might write a book or learn a language... whichever is more time consuming.. seeing as 1/3 of my day is spent on games... and weekends... yeeesh... at least 7 hours a day.

And.. on the side, I'd like to mention that I am the videogame Master.. I can whoop ANYONE at ANY game that I currently or ever have played. :P

So..from a long time gamer going straight, I bid you goodnight :D

Current Music : Poison the Well - Botchla

 
Jazz VS Hardcore mix CD.

1 - Jim's Big Ego - Stress
2 - Poison the Well - Botchla
3 - The Seatbelts - Gateway
4 - Falling Cycle - For nothing
5 - Yoko Kanno - Piano Black
6 - It Dies Today - Sentiments of you
7 - The Seatbelts - Rush!
8 - Poison The well - Mid-air Love Message
9 - Yoko Kanno - Bad Dog, No biscuit
10 - Falling Cycle - Rose Adore
11 - The Seatbelts - Too Good, Too Bad
12 - Dead to Fall - Eternal Gates of Hell
13 - The Legend of 1900 soundtrack - The Crave
14 - Poison the Well - Horns and tails
15 - The Seatbelts & Yoko Kanno - Tank!
16 - It Die Today - The Last Face She'll Ever See
17 - John Coltrane - Russian Lullaby
18 - Dead to Fall - Last Goodbye
19 - Yoko Kanno - Farewell Blues

Enjoy.

Current Music : Dead to Fall - The Eternal Gates of Hell

Wednesday, May 28

 
Oh my god

I am so proud of my dog right now, He came back to our house all on his own... and he crapped all over everyone's yards..

Let me just make a note of this; everyone else lets their dogs just walk around and we end up cleaning a bunch of shit off of our yard.

So this little dog takes a walk down the street and shits on some rotwhiler's territory..

And what does he do when he gets back? he drinks water and takes a nap.

This dog is my new role model.


Current Music : Capelton - ??

Tuesday, May 27

 
Happy family!

Well, I realize alot of you have never met any of my family members, so here's what my sisters look like... we where eating pocky and someone(jody) decided it was a good idea to take candid photos...

My sisters are 17 and 19, I'm 15, we where all born 1 year a 11 months apart... I'm not going to figure out the days.. but we where born in succession from December 83', November 85' and October 87'.... Jody's the oldest, and then barbara, and then me... yep...

So in these pictures.. I'm the one with the most hair in the maroon shirt, barbara's in the striped green shirt, and jody's umm... jody.. :D

So, here's my happy family...

Current Music : Sublime - Rivers of babylon

Monday, May 26

 
At 5AM your only freinds are crickets and painkillers.

Just how messed up am I right now? ; I went to go type out my post in google's search bar.

Hell Bovines.

Current Music: Amelie (OST) - Adagio

Sunday, May 25

 
Quotes
Bitchez be half steppin, so I sayz "BACK DA HEK UP YO!" - Snoop dog.

"Yr sh1t g0t p3nised" - L337 4nn

Even a monkey can memorize 10 digits, are you stupider than a monkey? - Phoney McRingRing

RaNt....

Prepare to die rico.

---original text.
Sean: Concussions are fun.. they equate to lots of heavy painkillers.
RicoSuave: Sean likes to use big words like equate, however this is the wrong use of this word. i shall now exploite this.
RicoSuave: To make equal or equivalent. To reduce to a standard or an average; equalize.
---end original text.

This statement I made was 100% true and accurate, Equate means to make equal or equalize, thusly you could say "Having a concussion equals getting doped up on the good stuff"...

Concussions equal heavy painkillers,

Josh, I am accurate on paper, so next time attack me in conversations.

Fuck off, k thx.

Current Music : The Seatbelts (Cowboy Bebop OST) - Stray Dog Strut

Friday, May 23

 
HOLY SHIT! A remix worth listening to!!!

Perfect balance of a Jazz-Swing beat, mixed with a slow bluesy beat, and some elements of progressive techno...

Let me rant about how bad most remixes are; first and foremost 90% of all mixes sound like they where made by blind/deaf chimpanzees trained by Zoo-Keepers to stomp on sampler's and turn-tables to a beat, the end product of this monkey-shit massacre would be something that sounds 100% like the original product, only worse, and less coordinated.

This mix on the other hand builds anticipation, and leads up to elements of the original song.. while still slowing the over-all tempo and subtracting beats and phrases to make something totally different from the original song, while still allowing the listener to hear what the original artists had in mind, only through another person's perception.

Without further ado, listen and enjoy.

Current Music: The Seatbelts - Tank!(Remixed by DJ Food)

 
Reunion

Tonight me and some of my old buddies from back-in-the-day got together on counter-strike, its been a really long time since I've talked to any of them, but it was really cool to see old faces like lewis, jen and cait..

I wished that mason and jess could've been there.. its really been a long time since we've had everyone under the same roof...

Anyways, its good to see everyone again.. and hopefully we'll all be able to hang out sometime soon.

Current Music: The Seatbelts - Cosmos

Thursday, May 22

 
So I have to admit the next episode is well, rather depressing. Very depressing actually. The only people that show up are a bunch of musty old guys. I hate to say this but it is kind of heavy handed. Children shouldn't watch it, ladies should avoid it too. And on top of that it is better if you young guys don't tune in either. Oh and all you old guys, I wouldn't miss this one if I were you.

Current Music: The Specials - Presure drop

 
On a lighter and less bleak note...

I've noticed that I've really talked to my parents more lately... not just in muffled grunts.. but actually talking, like this afternoon I talked to my dad about speaking in tongues... and tonight I talked to my mom about stuff from that last post... all of this makes me really happy... jaahh.

Bye.

Current Music : The Seatbelts - Stray Dog Strut


 
Social Mastermind--Klutz

So.. lately I've been pretty down about how I talk to other people; in the past week I've called 3 people by a wrong name, I mentioned this girl's Ex casually and she smacked me in the face, and I mentioned this other girl's big nose and short stature: I hurt her feelings and got a 'talking to' by her respective boyfreind... (Short girls + Big Noses = Hot; or so I thought).... and now I'm the bad-guy.

I'm really fucked up about life right now... because I'm doing everything wrong with my freinds.. girls or boys, men or women, tall or short, peons or peers, red and yellow, black or white, I'm just coming off as a total ass.. and I can feel it.

This is the current state of things... and it hurts to not be even remotely charismatic around my freinds.

Heres a thought; Do people who are very charismatic wish that they where brutally honest? Are people who are "socially gifted" regretful that they couldnt ever be outcasts?

I mean.. what the hell is going on? Someone.. please tell me?

Damn, this past month has been hell on earth, socially, mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually... brutal and taxing.

So, when a social endeavor should just be the icing on the cake, it turns out to be the worst part of my week...

I think I'm going to camp out in my house for the next five to ten years after this week.

Current music : Spirited Away OST - The Dragon Boy

 
Mmm.. nothing quite like seeing a fresh maxipad floating in the toilet to make your day complete, and by "fresh" I mean "freshly soiled"...

Yeah, you try living with two older sisters... or maybe it was my moms..... eww... I dont want to think about it.

So today I was mowing our backyard.. and singing blissfully along with my CD player.. little did I realize that the lawnmower didnt block out all of my voice, and in fact I was singing louder because of the lawnmower... so one of my neighbors stuck his head over the fence and was giving me that "What in the name of ho chi minh is going on over here?" look.

Other than that.. my day has been happily uneventful, I watched "City of the lost children" again today... good movie.

Crazy go nuts, yeah yeahh,
Crazy go nuts, Yeah!

Current music : Telepopmusic - Yesterday was a lie

Wednesday, May 21

 
Today/Fear Addict

I found out something bad today,
Some freind of mine had run away,
He scored cocaine to ease the pain,
Hes addicted to much more than beer,
His addictions are made of fear.

Now he ran away from his life that he'd gained,
He ran away because he thought it'd been stained,

Now I really dont think that I can lay blame,
So feeling greived as soon as I hear,
That a choice in life had brought him shame,
I wish he'd never had to fear,
I wish we'd never have to fear.

Current Music: Poison the well - Obstacle

Tuesday, May 20

 
One year aniversary, Myland was created last may... which makes this week roughly the one-year aniversary of my blog.... hooraay..

Writer's Block... I guess I have it.. because lately its been really dull for me to scribble a few poorly worded sentences into blogger just to keep my normal veiwers tuned in....

I'll try to write more... but I'm really bored.

Current Music : Dialated Peoples - Soundbombing

Saturday, May 17

 
Purgatory or Paradise?

Sean: Oh goodie! 18/19'ish she said!
Brain: That gives us 4-5 years to serve out as penance....
Sean: Yeah.. too bad we didnt commit some fun crime... like posession of 4ozs of chronic.. that'd have been better than this shit.
Brain: Haha.. yeah, but what can you do?
Sean: You can just give up and not wait..
Brain: You're the stupid ass who wanted to be the nice-guy..
Sean: ...blah blah blah, nice guys finish last...
Brain: But isnt it so rewarding at the end of the day, to say that you're the "good guy" in the equasion even if you're on the bottom of it?
Sean: I guess... but it still bites the big one.
Brain: Maybe... heres a little original bullshit that I made up to ease your thoughts ; "The higher the mountain, the higher the summit, so keep climbing"
Sean: Where the hell did you pull that out of?! That sounds like something a guru would say..
Brain: Call me "Guru Brain"
Sean: Ahahah.. you're such a loser.
Brain: Thanks, same to you... ya' jackass.
Sean: Watch it! or I'll make you go to bed early tonight!
Brain: And what then, make some horribly embarrasing mistake in grammer that makes you feel like an ass? no problem.. besides I wanted the extra sleep.
Sean: You're missing the point... I could end the conversation right now!
Brain: Why dont you? Chicken?
Sean: Hah! [shuts off brain]
[time lapse]

Brain: What were we talking about again? I lost track..
Sean: I turned you off for insubordination... how does it feel?
Brain: Uhh? didnt make any sense anyways... lets go brush our teeth and go to bed..
Sean: Hmm.. sounds like a plan old pal.
Brain: Jaaa, you and me are like two peas in a pod..
Sean: Its almost like you're my brain, and you're inside of my head!
Brain: Almost.. but not quite...

Hmm.. lets go through the basic mechanics of my past 48 hours shall we?

Yesterday... I had ryan over for a sleep-over.. I gave him tribes2 as an early birthday present... and we watched 'spirited away' today...
Today... I had a school-band performance ( ryan came along ), and after that I sent ryan packin'... me and my mom stopped at this random little lemon stand on the way home....
Tomarrow... I get up bright and early to bike to church.. and then maybe hang out with josh and liz

Current music : It Dies Today - Bridges Left Burning


Friday, May 16

 
War stories of the local township

So yesterday me and Ryan were biking to chruch, lo and behold he gets hit by some hippie in a jeep... so she took him to a hospital near-by, he's fine.. just some scrapes..

dah.dahh.... nothing to post, 'cept life is dull...

Current music : Robert Lockwood - Dig myself a hole

Thursday, May 15

 
If I were a stone, I would be: hidden
If I were a tree, I would be a: banzai ( Strange and resilient )
If I were a bird, I would be an: hawk
If I were an insect, I would be a: beetle
If I were a machine, I would be a: forklift
If I were a tool, I would be a: crowbar
If I were a fruit, I would be a: orange
If I were a flower, I would be a: 4 o'clock
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: chilly
If I were a mythical being/creature, I would be a: giant
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: trumpet
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a: minelayer
If I were a dog, I would be a: boxer
If I were an animal, I would be a: bear
If I were anything in the world, I would be: music
If I were a color, I would be: red
If I were a fragrance, I would be: fresia
If I were an emotion, I would be: derogatory
If I were a state or feeling, I would be: sickness (?)
If I were a vegetable, I would be: ginger ( tasty and strange )
If I were a sound, I would be: A train grinding to a halt.
If I were an Element, I would be: Fire! >:D
If I were a season, I would be: fall
If I were a rockstar, I would be: underground techno, known world-wide for my "unique style"
If I were a plant, I would be: a plum tree.
If I were a dessert, I would be: cookie dough icecream ; an all-round favorite.. but sometimes a little thick.
If I were an entree, I would be: spicy
If I were a magic trick, I would be: making people fall down and die.
If I were an addiction, I would be a: coffee.
If I were a shape, I would be a: Sillohete of a tree.

Current music: The Specials - Too much, too young.

 
Heres a little something... written by me.

The morning is sobering, we forget what we did,
Where is the line between pain and pleasure?
Because yesterday we did it all, and life was grey,
We never claimed allegiance to one, but neither the other,

We thought we could create our own faction,
But in reality we walked right into the devils party,
We all say "oops" now, or "what good times we had",
But all know that lives will be forever changed by yesterday's actions,

So, in this tangent between yesterday, and tomarrow,
We are here, and what is our purpose?
Without purpose life is for naught,
Will we then reembrace our past sins?
Or should we put our hand to the flame?

We are all looking towards tomarrow,
Only with yesterday's eyes,
So ask yourself, Do you feel lucky?
In this game of life, fate and destiny are just a roll of the dice,

You could end up dead tomarrow on some poison powder,
Or die from some love that was given for naught,
Or best of all, live a 'normal' life, that has no meaning,
And rot away without purpose..

And then everyone wonders why it had to end this way,
But didnt they know all along? you play today you still have to pay tomarrow,
And they think its some secret, some unfathomable truth that nobody can understand,
So everyone runs from life and hides behind little walls made out of things of this world,

And then they wonder why their grand wall fell,
When they knew all along that they where just acting,
But in their hearts they felt differently,
Because your heart's intent is the measure of your character.

Current music : Sublime - Lincoln Highway Dub



Sunday, May 11

 
Home-made Top5 list's!

[ Movies ]

Top5 Action Movies.. in no order.
1. Heat
2. 15 Minutes
3. Falling down
4. Apocalypse now
5. Diehard

Top5 Chase Scenes' in Movies.. in order.
1. Ronnin
2. Starwars: A new hope
3. Falling down
4. Heat
5. U-571

Top5 "Chick-Flic's".. in no order.
1. Ever After
2. Much Ado About Nothing
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. My best freind's wedding
5. Duets*
*not really a chick flic.. but hey! I've seen it like 1,000 times.

Top5 Movies ever.. in no order.
1. The Princess bride
2. Duets
3. Falling down
4. The Great Escape
5. 15 Minutes

Top5 Movie Soundtracks.. in order.
1. Duets
2. Cowboy Bebop
3. The Legend of 1900
4. Starwars: Return of the Jedi
5. Mystery Men

[ Music ]

Top5 Favorite Songs.. of the moment.
1. Super Troopers - Bidibodi bidibu
2. No Doubt - Running
3. Dialated Peoplez - Turntablism
4. Sublime - Dont push
5. Spirited Away (OST) - Flying

Top5 Bands.. in no order.
1. Esthero(Gorgeous voice)
2. The Seatbelts(Very talented)
3. Sublime("Local folk music")
4. Prodigy(Very unique)
5. Bob Marley(Revolutionary lyrics)

Top5 CDs.. in no order.
1. The Streets - Original Pirate Material
2. The Cardigans - (N/A ??)
3. New Order - Substance
4. No Doubt - Rock Steady
5. Bob Marley - Legend(redux)

[ Food ]


Top5 Food (by Culture).. in order.
1. Japanese
2. Mexican
3. Italian
4. Chinese
5. American

Top5 "Soulfood" 's.. in order.
1. Empanathas
2. Tea(Green or Chai)
3. Lasagna
4. Lychee Soda
5. A double-double, Large coke no ice, and fries. (Double-double = Double cheeseburger)

Top5 Fastfood jointz.. in order.
1. In-n-out
2. A&W Carhop
3. Sonic Burger
4. Petro
5. Carls Jr.

Top5 Drinks.. in order.
1. Coke, with a little ice.
2. Chai tea, with a little sugar, and a little milk
3. Homemade Coffee, with sugar/milk/cream/syrup
4. Mountain Dew(by the gallon)
5. Henry Winehardt's draught rootbeer(good.. but hella expensive.)

Thats all.. I'll try to post a 'second half' later....

Current Music: Sublime - Garden Grove

Thursday, May 8

 


Fun with pocky.





Fun with sugar overdose.


No, sugar overdosing aint no fun at all.

Current Music : DJ JV - FF6 Terra Trip Machine

Wednesday, May 7

 
The Queen BiTcH

So, theres this girl in my school band, shes a real witch..

She's over the whole fute section, but now she's acting like the queen of everything, and she started telling me how to play MY TRUMPET..

I mean, this woman doesnt even play brass, and yet shes coaching me on how I should sit.. and how I should play...

If you ask me she's just like her mom -(who teaches at the same school as this band)- that would be a power-hungry beotch...

The worst part is.. she has this fat-agression/vendetta against anyone who plays brass.. or anyone with a penis.. which makes her just sooo much fun to be around..

Mmm.. yeah.. I hope she dies.

Thanks.. please come again.

Current Music: The Hives - Die, Please.

 
"You like funny jokes wise-ass?"

Sean: "Ok, Quick question.. my mom says that this is really scary.. but I dont think so."
Josh: "um.. what is it?"
Sean: "In the past year, I've dreamt twice that I was killing someone"
Josh: "Thats disturbing that you kill in your dreams."
Sean: "Hows that?"
Josh: "Replace 'kill' with 'rape and you'll see it from my standpoint"
Sean: "I guess thats true.. but, in both instances I was defending my family.. and I had a really bad feeling about the guy."
Josh: "I guess thats ok"

Lock up your kids... seans a mass murderer...

so last night my brain gave me a call at 1:00am..

Brain: "Hey Sean."
Sean: "Brain?"
Brain: "Yep."
Sean: "Hey. I wonder why we cant get to sleep."
Brain: "Because you drank about 4 cups of coffee today.. dork"
Sean: "Yeah.. well I had a really bad 'coffee withdrawl' headache yesterday... so I was trying to avoid having one of those today.."
Brain: "Yeah, well you really screwed us up this time.. its 1:07 in the morning, and we havent even gotten to sleep yet."
Sean: "Well, the part that really sucks is that we went to bed around 11pm. right on time. and now I lost all of this time in bed."
Brain: "Nah.. you didnt lose it.. we were thinking about stuff remember?"
Sean: "Thats true.. its always good to have your brain on."
Brain: "Maybe.. but lets both try to turn off now, so we can get some sleep?"
Sean: "That sounds good.. goodnight brain."
Brain: "Goodnight.."

So today.. I have trumpet lessons at 1:00pm... Me and my school band ranked 2nd out of a few dozen bands.. so I'm looking forward to a 'good job' speech today...

What else?.. oh yeah.. I should burn some new music to a CD to take to josh's...

Chai tea is good stuff.

Current Music : Spirited Away(OST) - Flying


Tuesday, May 6

 
Low end bass waves can heal headaches.. but high end treble can cause you to go on a 3 state killing spree.

Yeah. we dont have much to post do we?

Oh! out of curiousity, I want to know how many regular readers I have.. so drop me a line at tastysnax@yahoo.com and tell me if you read my site regularly..

I just want a ballpark idea of how many people read this junk.

Current music : Sublime - KRS One

Monday, May 5

 
Headache time!

I just found, the only cure for a bad headache is to listen to really heavy techno... preferably swedish.. or some language you cant understand... it just thumps your brains into pink jello.. and thus removes anything that could feel pain.

I havent posted hardly at all on my page, the reason being.. I've been posting and correcting different problems on Sarah and Ryan's blogs'... yeah.

by now, my brain feels like puddy.. goodnight.

Current music : Super Troopers - Bidibodi bidibu

 
Uh oh!

New music! new music! new music!

Current music : The Vurge - p.o.v. of a freind(sample)


Sunday, May 4

 
ITS FREE CUPHOLDER TIME!

 
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." - Paul Ehrlich

Very true.

Current Music : Cowboy Bebop - Adieu

 
Dose crayzee newlinkas just be poppin' up like lil weedz

Yep, another link.. and nothing to post.

The new link would be Stephanie, my dreamboat... She's just so dreamy... ~_~

Current Music: The Seatbelts - Words that we couldnt say

Saturday, May 3

 
Hey look! Its another one of those "NEW LINKS"!

thats right childrenz, Ryan, got a blog.. http://thinkbeforeyouspeak.blogspot.com ... check it out.


Current Music : Dave Brubeck - Take 5

Friday, May 2

 
NOTICE: This page may contain something that you may not like, if you dont like it.. please leave. do not whine to me and tell me I'm a stupid and immature kid for posting it. I dont give two fucks about a harsh and incompetant opinion.

There is a flipside to this rule though: If you are a nice person/have good tastes in music/art/literature, then I will be the first to adopt you onto my page as the headline...

I WILL NOT tolerate, spam, unfounded critisism, rude people(Who dont have a justified reason to be bastardly), all-round motherfLuckers and any kind of stupidity or annoyance.

I WILL wholeheartedly accept, constructive critisism, Suggestions for bands that I should take a look into, Requests to be Linked(or unlinked) to me, Any kind of positive posts or feedback, any kind of chat/post on the board, any kind of arguement/debate.. as long as you just say it positively.

yeah.. so theres your disclaimer.

Current Music: Cowboy Bebop - Felt Tip Pen

 
New Link! http://WriterNotAPoet.blogspot.com (SARAH!)

Ahhh.. So I was helping my freind sarah put her blog online and make it all sexy-like... and I read her post (her blog) and it really blew me away...

No problem to help ya' sarah.. I really love to see people post relevant and impactful stuff on thier pages.. <3

What else... Possible MICHAEL RUDES sighting ladies and gentlemen. Please lock your windows and doors at night. Thank you.

Current Music : Cowboy Bebop - Call me, call me

Thursday, May 1

 
Counter-strike story-time with unkole scrotor.

So this one time I was in this internet cafe.. and this punker kid walks up to me and asks if I saw his EXTREME buddy pull this EXTREME move on counter-strike. So this is what the kid looked like..


Pretty dopey if you ask me.

Anyways, so I says to him, I says.. "No way kid, that move was not EXTREME, it mighta been 'Extremo' or 'super-cool', but in no way was it all upercase with the really cool Italics.."

so the kid says "Ok man, I'd like to see you do better..."

so I says to him, "Yeah kid, watch this."...

So I pause the game and walk over to his freind's computer when he's trying to figure out how to unpause an internet game...

I decided the best course of action was to stomp on his keyboard and then kick him in the nuts. Thusly proving that I was the bigger man, and had larger testicles.

So, I says to the punker kid again.. "Was that EXTREME, enough for you? motherfucker?"

And the kid just looked at me and then ran.

Sooo... join us next time.. and I'll tell you about the time I gave heroin to my neighbors cat.

Current music : Bob Marley - Redemption Song

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