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Counter-strike story-time with unkole scrotor.

So this one time I was in this internet cafe.. and this punker kid walks up to me and asks if I saw his EXTREME buddy pull this EXTREME move on counter-strike. So this is what the kid looked like..


Pretty dopey if you ask me.

Anyways, so I says to him, I says.. "No way kid, that move was not EXTREME, it mighta been 'Extremo' or 'super-cool', but in no way was it all upercase with the really cool Italics.."

so the kid says "Ok man, I'd like to see you do better..."

so I says to him, "Yeah kid, watch this."...

So I pause the game and walk over to his freind's computer when he's trying to figure out how to unpause an internet game...

I decided the best course of action was to stomp on his keyboard and then kick him in the nuts. Thusly proving that I was the bigger man, and had larger testicles.

So, I says to the punker kid again.. "Was that EXTREME, enough for you? motherfucker?"

And the kid just looked at me and then ran.

Sooo... join us next time.. and I'll tell you about the time I gave heroin to my neighbors cat.

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