pictures or whatever.

Free association

I wrote this as a myspace.com bulletin, then laughed:

NEW PICTURE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE I AM DESPERATE FOR YOUR ATTENTION GIVE ME COMMENTS ON MY PICTURE AND FEED MY EGO OR MAYBE JUST MY FALTERING SENSE OF SELF ESTEEM NOW NOW NOW NOW OR YOUR PETER WILL TURN BLACK AND FALL OFF FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS YOU WILL HAVE BAD DATES AND YOUR BROTHER WILL BE DRAFTED AND SENT TO IRAQ SO LOOK AT MY PICTURES NOW OR MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON WILL BE POPPED OFF AND LEFT ON FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN AND JESUS COMES BACK AND YAY SO LOOK AT MY PICTURES BUCKAROO OR ILL GET ILL BUT YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO WORDS BECAUSE I DIDNT USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE IM CLEVER LIKE THAT TOO CLEVER TO USE ANY PUNCTUATION IF YOUVE READ THIS FAR THEN YOURE TOO CLEVER FOR PUNCTUATION TOO AND I JUST DECIDED TO USE CAPSLOCK INSTEAD OF HOLDING DOWN SPACE BECAUSE MY HAND WAS CRAMPING AND YEAH I THINK IM GOING TO GO MAKE A SANDWICH OR MAYBE NOT BECAUSE I JUST HAD SOME CHICKENFINGERS BUT IF YOU DONT COMMENT ON MY PICTURES THEN THE GHOST OF COLONEL SANDERS IS GOING TO EAT YOUR FINGERS OR MAYBE JUST FRY THEM UP AND FEED THEM TO FAT PEOPLE CAUSE YEAH ITS LIKE DAT DOWN SOUTH DONT MESS WITH THE COLONEL OR THE SERGEANT OR THE LEIUTENANT OR THE GENERAL GENERAL AUTO INSURANCE IS SO COOL OH MY GOODNESS AM I STILL TYPING I FORGOT I WANTED TO MENTION ANDRE THE GIANT BECAUSE GIANTS ARE COOL AND YEAH SO IF YOU DONT COMMENT THEN ANDRE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PULL OFF YOUR ARMS AND YOUR LEGS AND THEN EAT THEM BUT HE ISNT ALIVE ANYMORE HES A GHOST SO THE GHOST OF ANDRE WILL PULL OFF YOUR ARMS AND YOUR LEGS AND YOUR PETER AND EAT ALL OF THEM IN THAT ORDER AND THEN MAYBE HELL HIJACK A CHEESECAKE TRUCK AND DRIVE IT FOR A FEW STATES AND EAT CHEESECAKE BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE NOT CAUSE HES A DEAD GIANT AND WE ALL KNOW GIANTS ARE HAPPY PEOPLE SO THEY HAVE NO REASON TO COME BACK TO LIFE OR DO THEY BECAUSE IF I WERE ANDRE ID MESS YOUR FACE UP RIGHT NOW JUST BECAUSE I COULD CAUSE ITS LIKE DAT CAUSE ANDRE IS LIKE DAT AND HES TOUGH AND ROUGH AND A GIANT AND DEAD AND A DEAD GIANT GHOST AND YEAH ILL BET HIS GRAVE IS THE SO BIG PROBABLY BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A FEW DEAD PEOPLE COMFORTABLY BUT WAIT I THINK I READ HE WAS CREMATED ISNT THAT FORTUNATE MORE SPACE FOR REGULAR DEADIES INSTEAD OF JUST DEAD FATTIES OH NO YOURE STILL READING NOW I PASTE!

(pasted to infinity)

!Sean

Current Music : Pinback - Fortress

what I am

I am a picture taker
and a memory maker...
Forgetful.

I make images so I dont forget the sweet moments in life.
I think I could do it for a living.

I flunked the CHSPE by the way.
Failure!

!Sean

Current Music : Modest Mouse - A life of artic sounds