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Sunday, December 29

 
Squishin' out de crazy... I mentioned before how good this Thievery corporation CD was, but its still better than I said it was.... if thats possible.

I've been trying to find interesting things to keep myself busy, and as you expected. I will now list them, to make YOUR day, more interesting... How about those internet serveys? Not to mention sleeping it, thats a great way to keep occupied... Theres always vandalism, like throwing a bag of cake mix at your neighbors dog...

One good way I found to stay occupied, is to find useless crap, and then give someone your opinion on it. much like I will do now.
Game reveiw!



Americas Army

Thats right kids, the defense department made a First Person Shooter game, all by their big self... As of yet, I have only played the first marksmanship test. in which you learn that your more accurate when laying on your stomach, Then say, diving out of the window of a ten story building. It took me an hour to find a suitable download mirror, and yet another hour and a half to download it. then I transfered it over to my computer.... where I then found out this game, even though mostly single-player, requires the internet to progress through the levels, thats right. The defense department wants to monitor and train mindless killers... much like those seen in the servers of Counter-Strike, but.. I'm still convinced that it wasn't the actually game, so much as the hours-and-hours of Gamma exposure due to having your monitors too bright that causes average kids to want to kill without reservation... SO. back to the game.

After immediatly booting the game up in "Training Mode" I found that if I shot the drill instructor, I was then put in the brig... which, after a few hours of studys appears to be a cell, with a bed, and some books. After several more hours, I discovered there was no escaping it, and nobody was coming to beat you, much less let you out... So I restarted my "Training course"... Which I pleasantly mastered... getting 37 out of 40 targets, finishing the level with an A+, which then prompts a login screen, for me to upload my progress... Mind you, I cannot continue past the first level without an internet connection. So, I guess this reveiw is going on hold...

Thats all. except the great animations of this game... for instance, When you start training. you are greeted by a "Gomer Pile USMC Drill instructor", who then explains basic use of the " M16/AC Standard Combat Rifle ", while doing so, he shuffles his hands a few hundred times, the same animation EACH time. Its almost like he's trying to do the hussel, but doesnt quite know how, so he does it over and over.. trying to fit into the dance party....

BACK TO THE GAME REVEIW, I noticed that when I started the game, my hands where a nice shade of "Hotdog pink", after Day 1 of training, I noticed I was wearing gloves... maybe because I was qualified as an "Expert marksman" ... which made sense, until after closer examination I noticed that my hands where not glove-clad, but in fact Green. supposedly to make them look dirty I'd think, but doing a horrible job on the hand anim's the defense department figured after I became a qualified marksman that my hands must be painted a shade of "Negro Green"... which to this day, still makes no sense to me... at any rate, this game is the best propiganda since World War 2...


Thats all for the reveiw, join us tomarrow, when I probably wont post!


Current music, The Streets - Turn the Page

Saturday, December 28

 

What Drink Are You?
I'm coffee, you sazzah frazzah razzin frazzah, What Drink Are You?



Wheeeeeee..... Now christmas is gone and I think I came out on top with a bunch of presents, and saint nick under my heel in blooding subjugation! (NOT) Well, that last sentence was a few doses of bullshit.
(though the thing about a bunch of presents was true)

I got some money from relatives- Not a huge amount, just a nice bit of pocket change -So I said to myself, Whats one thing I want to have, but wouldn't spend my hard earned money on. I bet you're stumped... CDs! I mean, I can make them at home for peanuts... back to the CDs I got, The Richest Man in Babylon by Thievery Corporation ,and... Original Pirate Material by The Streets as well, my older sister gave me Legend "Deluxe" by Bob marley ... I would go on a rant about how record corporations are money grubbing bastards, but I'm not in the mood... so I'll just say, that even though I've "stolen" music, That it made me want to buy those first two CD alot more than hearing them on the radio until my ears bled.

Now that thats over... My oldest sister gave me the "Cowboy Bebop 3 DvD boxed set" which includes all 25 episodes... YES!! this is the best gift I got this year, it is the gift that keeps on giving, over and over and over. 25 times, and 25 times again.

[ This is added.]
Ok, I just want to say again. Pop culture is going to drive me into insanity. Can anyone ignore it? no matter how rock solid your morals/ideals/blah blah blah are, you'll always be influenced by it, I mean. its your culture, you cant escape it. I hate my culture. and it hates me back... I love how it lets me get up before it runs me down again. its a nice cycle, almost like a two-stroke motor.
[ ^This was added.]
Nothing to see, shows over. Go home...

Current music... Heavens gonna burn your eyes, by Thievery Corporation

Command, calling mouse. Mouse, return to base
mouse here. I'm returning to base.
Ok mouse, we'll get the party ready for you.
Thanks command, mouse out.

_____________o.x

Tuesday, December 24

 
( For your shizzle )

'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
except the four assholes,
coming in the rear,
in standard two-by-two cover formation.

-Die Hard (1988)

Too much counter-strike I guess... As I posted before, 'The Streets' are one of the best foreign bands I've heard, but this is just my opinion. I'm going over to my grandma's house tonight. and then I'm going to come home and pass out from exhaustion; I had this wonderful idea to stay up until 2:30 AM last nite so that way I'm tired tonight, this way, I not only go to sleep at 11 on christmas eve, I sleep in until around 8:30 on christmas morning. I guess this idea is working sofar... but I'm pretty tired, and when I get home I dont know how wired I'm going to be from drinking soda and things at my grandma's. As for the title... "For your shizzle", I also had a funny thought I'd like to share with everyone. have you ever seen a tag on a food item, that explained what food the item was to be used for? [IE Coffee creamer. (For your coffee)] ... I thought it'd be hi-larious if someone made little stickers that read nonsensical words like "For your shizzle" or "For your cohlera" or even "For your dirt"... and then proceeded to run around a super market pasting them on things.... wouldn't that just be silly? ... ... Yeah? no?...

FREE THE NOG

Oh, and free tibet too.


Current music, Lets push things forward by The Streets

Friday, December 20

 
And now the final stretch!.... well, so much for daily updates... its only.... [drum roll] ...4 Days until christmas
I watched movies last weekend, ["Dune", "The Legend of 1900" and Snatch ]. I'm not sure what I'm going to be up to this weekend --AkA the final stretch--. however we did decorate our tree. goodie-goodie.

< this boring post brought to you by, "The Streets" >


.: Current Musica : The Streets \|/ Pure Garage :.

._.ThankyouandgoodnitefromthemousE

Thursday, December 12

 
I stand corrected...Reader Olga brought to my attention, that Detsl is in fact, an artist, NOT a band. this post is just another excuse to promote good music, that most of you teenagers purposefuly avoid in place of bands like Good Charolette. Thanks olga.

In other news, its ONLY 13-- 12 Days until christmas ... makes you feel all warm and fuzzy doesnt it? or is that just the monitor gamma getting to you.

thanks for listening, tune in next week when I light my leg-hair on fire! -,-

Wednesday, December 4

 
Added link : Rico Suaves' Ethnic-cleansing-shack Check it out.

Joke : this ones for all of those SnM's out there, (Sadists 'n masochists. you know who you are.)...

A masochist walks up to a sadist and says "Hurt me." the sadist replies with "No."

.... HAHAHA. I know that you all are "rotflmao"... whatever the hell that means.

Tuesday, December 3

 
21
Days until christmas

 
Bleh, yuck, poo, eww, nasty!

My week can be discribed by any of those words, or a combination thereof...
I couldn't wash my clothes until today, so I ended up wearing the same shirt for 3 days... and my mom lost my clothes, so I had some fun playing "Look-for-the-100-pounds-of-unwashed-sean-apparell" ... its that time of the year, again. woop wooop. if you haven't started your christmas shopping yet, you should. if you're shopping for meh, get me some wool socks like that cool commander sozo wears! (SETH!!! I MISS YOOOU!) on a more serious note, I'm going to have to practice my trumpet for holiday concerts with my jazz band, joy joy, and goodie goodie [sarcasim].

Can someone bust out on the lighter-fluid-spiked eggnog? more commonly referred to as "NOG" ... Let me just bring this minor fact to everyones attention, most parents water down the eggnog with milk, now see, if you drink the regular unmolested-undamaged-pure-eggnog, like me. then you might just die from eggnog poisoning, do you realize how thick that stuff is?? yeah. anyways. eggnog poisoning, hehehe, arent I clever... WHOA! I just realized something, its only 21 days until christmas! AHHHHHHHHHHHHhh.... (Now your all going to get a daily post from me. counting down the days.)

x.o (mouse, out.)

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