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Squishin' out de crazy... I mentioned before how good this Thievery corporation CD was, but its still better than I said it was.... if thats possible.

I've been trying to find interesting things to keep myself busy, and as you expected. I will now list them, to make YOUR day, more interesting... How about those internet serveys? Not to mention sleeping it, thats a great way to keep occupied... Theres always vandalism, like throwing a bag of cake mix at your neighbors dog...

One good way I found to stay occupied, is to find useless crap, and then give someone your opinion on it. much like I will do now.
Game reveiw!



Americas Army
Thats right kids, the defense department made a First Person Shooter game, all by their big self... As of yet, I have only played the first marksmanship test. in which you learn that your more accurate when laying on your stomach, Then say, diving out of the window of a ten story building. It took me an hour to find a suitable download mirror, and yet another hour and a half to download it. then I transfered it over to my computer.... where I then found out this game, even though mostly single-player, requires the internet to progress through the levels, thats right. The defense department wants to monitor and train mindless killers... much like those seen in the servers of Counter-Strike, but.. I'm still convinced that it wasn't the actually game, so much as the hours-and-hours of Gamma exposure due to having your monitors too bright that causes average kids to want to kill without reservation... SO. back to the game.

After immediatly booting the game up in "Training Mode" I found that if I shot the drill instructor, I was then put in the brig... which, after a few hours of studys appears to be a cell, with a bed, and some books. After several more hours, I discovered there was no escaping it, and nobody was coming to beat you, much less let you out... So I restarted my "Training course"... Which I pleasantly mastered... getting 37 out of 40 targets, finishing the level with an A+, which then prompts a login screen, for me to upload my progress... Mind you, I cannot continue past the first level without an internet connection. So, I guess this reveiw is going on hold...

Thats all. except the great animations of this game... for instance, When you start training. you are greeted by a "Gomer Pile USMC Drill instructor", who then explains basic use of the " M16/AC Standard Combat Rifle ", while doing so, he shuffles his hands a few hundred times, the same animation EACH time. Its almost like he's trying to do the hussel, but doesnt quite know how, so he does it over and over.. trying to fit into the dance party....

BACK TO THE GAME REVEIW, I noticed that when I started the game, my hands where a nice shade of "Hotdog pink", after Day 1 of training, I noticed I was wearing gloves... maybe because I was qualified as an "Expert marksman" ... which made sense, until after closer examination I noticed that my hands where not glove-clad, but in fact Green. supposedly to make them look dirty I'd think, but doing a horrible job on the hand anim's the defense department figured after I became a qualified marksman that my hands must be painted a shade of "Negro Green"... which to this day, still makes no sense to me... at any rate, this game is the best propiganda since World War 2...


Thats all for the reveiw, join us tomarrow, when I probably wont post!

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