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The Cannibal

What if:

A man started a website called thecannibal.com, and advertised that He'd honor any suicide with Indo-cannibalism? He would eat them only if their body were free of diseases and infections, and he would eat all parts specified by him or the client. Imagine the relationship between the client and the cannibal, he would converse with the client a few hours or even days, if requested, before he consumed them post-mortem.

After he became a celebrity for the bizarreness of his acts, he could then boil the skulls to rid them of all rotting tissue and start a collection, sell them even. He could also write a manifesto describing in detail his meeting, and subsequently, eating of each of his clients, with each chapter title simply the first name of the client

Indo-cannibalism was considered an honor among certain tribes in Africa, thus it would be an honor to the otherwise unnoticed suicide, to be recorded and eaten by a cannibal.

It would be perfectly legal, as he would make a contractual agreement that the suicide was made in premeditation and not coaxed in any way by him. He could charge for this service, or simply request airline fees to fly out to the client be paid previous to the death of the client.

doesn't that sound dandy?

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