pictures or whatever.
Brand new since '02.
Monday, July 26
and den.
I'm working hard on the puzzle at
THISisNOTporn.com... really people, it isnt porn.
I'm tired of linking people there and they think it is >.>
eh.
Current Music :
Art of Noise - Moments in love
Sunday, July 25
Notice:
This site caters to the bughwa of the internet-- everyone who runs 1024x768 and over.. if you dont run at that resolution.. even 800x600 at least.. then you're screwed.
Also, Jody brought back a shipman's whistle with this really solid lanyard on it.. the lanyard is probably more interesting to me than the whistle...
oh well.
Current Music :
Ugly Casanova - Barnacles
I'm not in the mood..
But I'll write out a post anyways...
Its 3:30am, I am tired.
Jody's home from oxford, woot.
Today we went to tokyo lobby for kathy's birthday, it was late but jody just got back like friday... so it was a half birthday-for-kathy, half welcome-back-jody dinner... the food was good as usual, I wasnt very adventurous as I only ate cooked food... misu soup, rice, tempura and a bunch of kinds of meat... no inari, thanks.. that stuff makes me feel queazy.
I have pictures from that and the ride home which I probably wont kill my brinkster or geocities accounts' bandwith on by posting them, so just ask for 'em if you want to see 'em.
Jody brought stuff back from oxford for me, including: Two pocket knives, one vintage from '77 the year queen elizabeth's silver jubilee was celebrated, as she'd been in power 25 years.. her golden jubilee was celebrated in 2002 I think, being 50 years after her instatement in '52... the other knife is a small nondescript sharp knife jo' got in italy... its really sharp, did I mention that? and its high-grade steel.. which makes me happy.
Also, some other touristy shite like a penny-whistle from ireland, a piece of chocolate shaped like ireland :D, collector's coins of england's soccer team(?), a paperback entitled "easy journey to other planets"(yes.. its for real...), a pewter figurine of a Roman legionaire from, guess where?-- rome. duh.
The two more exciting items after all of those-- other than the knives of course :D-- was a lighter from radcliffe arms, the pub jody worked at during her stay in oxford. When I say lighter I mean "small butane gyser of fire".. I guess british bic' lighters are made differently from their shittier american counter-parts? whatev
Most intruiging but painful item is probably this tin of "Tabu" mints... they're from italy- which is why the tin is covered in italian- they are black-licorische mints... which is a horrible combination, but somehow wildly interesting to me.. they're also an odd shape, most american mints are made with precision machine care, these things look like short chopped segments of pasta, and thank god they're small to.. because they're potent as all hell.. as far as the shape is concerned I guess they didnt really bother to reinvent the wheel when it came to making mints eh? italy, pasta. pasta roller, mint-maker. its all gravy.
eh, 15 minutes after I say I'm not going to post a picture.. I'mma post one..
(five minutes later)
Ok, maybe two.
After that.. I've been listening to the same two songs for like two hours.. 4 minutes each so it isnt -that- bad... its still bad though.. the songs in question?
Spiritualized - Floating in space
Ugly Casanova - Barnacles
yep.
tired.
4am.
ogg.
Take the pain away
Getting strong today
A giant step each day
All I want in life's
A little bit of love to take the pain away
Getting strong today
A giant step each day
I've been told
Only fools rush in
Only fools rush in
But I don't believe
I don't believe
I could still fall in love with you
I will love you 'til I die
And I will love you all the time
So please put your sweet hand in mine
And float in space
And drift in time
All my time until I die
We'll float in space just you and I
I think I'll love you today
I guess that's what you get
And I don't know where we are all going to
Life don't get stranger than this
But it is what it is
And I don't know where we are all going to
Current Music :
Spiritualized - Floating in space
Thursday, July 22
Private posts
Myland now has a private, pass-worded area, available
Here-- just ask me for the password.. if you don't have the password,
do not even attempt to get past it, I have taken the nessescary steps to see that many bad things will happen to your computer if you enter an incorrect password.
k thx..
I might post more later.. or in the *MaGiCiAl PaSsWoRdEd ArEa* :D
Current Music :
Modest Mouse - Dramamine
Friday, July 16
Seriously
I don't post that much, but have you read *every single post* on my site? I doubt it... I just read through some old stuff and its pretty damn funny... my recommendation if you're looking for something to read right now, click randomly on an archived week or go to
www.google.com and search my site for funny words and then look at their usage.. I've actually only used negro twice, and fucker twice..
Lastly. Thank you again for 10,000 hits. I pet you.
Current Music :
Peter Cincotti - Come live your life with me
10,000 hits, suckaz.
I photo-shopped a cake as soon as I read the counter at 10,007 :D.. I am pleased.
The original picture was of a cake aboard the U.S.S. Torsk, celebrating its 10,000th dive.. so..
here's the site from that.. amuse yourselves.
:D
Current Music :
The flaming lips - Feel yourself disintigrate
Wednesday, July 14
warning: spam post
Current Music :
Modest Mouse - Willful suspension of disbelief
Thursday, July 8
Totally random
It just rained here, the sun is out.. and it *
rained*.
I was disturbed enough to post.
but I have nothing else to post.
so thats it.
Current Music :
The Prodigy - Mindfields
Sunday, July 4
Word of the day
An-ni-ver-sa-ry
Pronunciation: "a-n&-'v&rs-rE, -'v&r-s&-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ries
Etymology: Middle English anniversarie, from Medieval Latin anniversarium, from Latin, neuter of anniversarius returning annually, from annus year + versus, past participle of vertere to turn
1 : the annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event
2 : the celebration of an anniversary
You
*cannot* use anniversary when speaking of months together with your girlfriend. I am sorry.
You *cant* use moniversary or lunaversary.
Anniversary, annually. moniversary, monthly.
Current Music :
Back-seat Bar mitzvah - Christmas Crash
Friday, July 2
The Cannibal
What if:
A man started a website called thecannibal.com, and advertised that He'd honor any suicide with Indo-cannibalism? He would eat them only if their body were free of diseases and infections, and he would eat all parts specified by him or the client. Imagine the relationship between the client and the cannibal, he would converse with the client a few hours or even days, if requested, before he consumed them post-mortem.
After he became a celebrity for the bizarreness of his acts, he could then boil the skulls to rid them of all rotting tissue and start a collection, sell them even. He could also write a manifesto describing in detail his meeting, and subsequently, eating of each of his clients, with each chapter title simply the first name of the client
Indo-cannibalism was considered an honor among certain tribes in Africa, thus it would be an honor to the otherwise unnoticed suicide, to be recorded and eaten by a cannibal.
It would be perfectly legal, as he would make a contractual agreement that the suicide was made in premeditation and not coaxed in any way by him. He could charge for this service, or simply request airline fees to fly out to the client be paid previous to the death of the client.
doesn't that sound dandy?
Current Music :
Chemical Brothers - Dig your own hole
BAM!
Keep in mind I'm taken.
I put a few others in there for contrast :) if you dont want your full name on here I can take it off.
Current Music :
Michelle Branch - You Get Me