Videogamer rap.. haha
Videogame Skillz, Written by MoU$e (me! ^__^)
Its gametime, Everyone's ready,
Everyone's gunnin', but I'm nice and steady,
I'm the first out of the gate and I'm the main force..
And after five minutes I'm already on top of the scores.
I'm already in your base, and messin' your system like a bloodclot,
And dont even mess with me 'cause you'll die with my first shot,
Because I'm a 100% sure-shot; I hit your head every time, just like shazbot.
I sit at home on a friday night and kill ten people or none,
Like those commercials, 'whats your antidrug?'
For some kids, its a skill like painting or swimming and having fun,
But you know my antidrug is the only one that involves packin' a gun.
Just like myg0t, I've got a big mouth and the balls to back it,
Just like arnold, I've got a shotgun and the skills to pack it,
I've got the boomstick in one hand, and a piece of pizza in the other,
Why? because I'm a gamer.
And if you want to run, you can run,
But you're dead wrong, if you think you'll get away,
Because I'm the man with the machine gun,
And I can hit a flying fool any day,
Run little piggies, run.
You think you're faster,
But I could race right past'ya,
Then with my shotgun I'll blast'ya.
I play all night and I play all day just for kicks,
All of the admins think I cheat, they want me banned,
Its ok cause the [myg0t] kids taught me some tricks,
[ATAC] just banned me for killin a few teammates,
HLG has got me blacklisted for killing teammates; like I mentioned before.
But teammates dont mean a thing when you show up first,
Where they dead, already rollin' on those pearly gates in a hearst?
Where were they when you where knockin' on the door?
And on the rankings I'm number one,
I'm number one in the fields, and number one in the hills,
I'm number one with steals, and I'm number one with kills,
I'm number one, thats right, number one with the shotgun.
I've got the skills, come and you'll see..
I've got the hardware, running 90FPS
constantly,
I've got the skills, leadin' my team to victory
I've got the software, and I never pay a dime for the latest thrash,
I'm better than you and your freind who just plays and does hash,
I'm better than fools who say 'get outta my house', when really they're just a guest.
I'm better than most who even call themselves the best,
I'm better than crazy hippies who only care about the game and the enviroment,
I'm the best, just wait until I come out of retirement.... :D
(Now you're supposed to laugh your ass off.)
Current Music :
The Streets - Lets push things forward